Rebel Without A Duotang

Posted Aug 28 2012, 7:00 am in , , , , , , , , , ,

This is back to school week for many of my friends, or more accurately, their kids. But…not for us. We happily don’t go back until next Tuesday. (ha ha..snicker snicker) I laugh now, but by Monday night I’ll be ready. As much as I love summer, it’s perfectly timed because by the end of August, I’m ready for school to begin again.

However, I’m never ready for the list. You know the one…the school supply list.

I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure these lists are complied by someone who has never set foot into a stationary store or a Wal-Mart or sourced out the list at all. For example: They require one yellow, one green and one pink highlighter. But they only come in packs of blue, pink and yellow. To get a green I have to buy a monster pack and get six extra highlighters. OR…they require four scribblers. But they come in groups of three. REALLY?!
In fact, I’m not sure there’s a whole lot of rhyme or reason period to our school supplies list. Every year they get a little more interesting. This year has been extra special due to the sheer quantity of items requested.

My daughter left her own mark on this list

On our list this year were more writing instruments that I personally have in my desk. And really…I love my pens and pencils! I’m not sure it’s feasible for a fifth grader to go through twenty pencils PLUS five pens PLUS a set of markers, pencil crayons and 3 Sharpies. Yes, I said Sharpies. We’re in a brand spanking new school this year. I’m not sure unleashing a bunch of ten year olds with an arsenal of indelible ink is necessarily a good idea. But…

As I mentioned, we are in a new school this year. It’s pretty, it’s big, it’s…empty. I’m pretty sure the school supply list this year is reflecting the need to fill the empty classrooms. And I’m pretty sure we will… with a rainbow of thousands and thousands of duotangs. (for my American readers, duotangs are basically three pronged folders.) My kids were each required to bring twenty five. But they had to be the correct colors. Ten red, five yellow, five green, five blue. I almost rebelled and bought purple. Just cause.

I didn’t.

I talk big. Every year I say something like, “This is crazy! There’s no way I’m buying all this stuff. A box of spoons?! I pack my kids spoons for their yogurt, why do I need to provide everyone else with spoons?”

And…every year I buy the spoons. And the antibacterial wipes and the case of Xleenex and the dozen notebooks, binders, pencil cases, calculators etc.

This is why.

Despite my urge to rebel against the system I have this fear that my child will instantly be labelled by the teacher as, ‘the problem kid’. Picture it, for the rest of the year he could be discriminated against for not bringing all 25 duotangs. “Hmm, there’s that 10 duotang kid again,” the teacher would say. “I knew he was trouble on the very first day…”

Or maybe I’ll be discriminated against. “Well it’s no wonder that kid is having trouble in math,” the teacher would say. “The list clearly said two hundred pieces of paper and her mom only bought one hundred.”

See? I can’t do it.

No way. I can’t do it.

SO…I bitch and moan and…I buy the school supplies.  But I didn’t totally give in. Don’t tell but I only bought ten pencils!

So what’s the craziest thing on your kid’s list this fall?

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9 responses to “Rebel Without A Duotang”

  1. Our lists weren’t nearly so long when my kids went to school. sounds expensive.

    • Elena Aitken says:

      Louise, It’s getting a wee bit nuts. Fortunately, most things are under $1. But still…adds up.

  2. Tanya says:

    I love how they shove the ‘knife’ in and turn it with the “have fun shopping” comment at the end of the list!
    What kills me is all the supplies they send home at the end of the year and yet every year they require new scissors, etc.
    Crazy!!

    • Elena Aitken says:

      Ha ha. The ‘Have Fun Shopping For School Supplies’ was my favorite part!
      It’s true, Tanya. They always come home with a big bag and I say, “That’s it! I’m not buying so much next year.”
      And then…
      I’m pretty sure I buy the new scissors every year too…

  3. Liz McLennan says:

    I’m feeling super nervous because we haven’t received any list whatsoever. I worry that there is a magical, secret committee that knows about the list and for some reason, I’ve been black-balled. It’s because I don’t wear the right shoes, isn’t it?

    I bought the Reds new backpacks and labelled their lunch pack stuff. Oh, and they have new indoor shoes and underwear. Does any of that count? 🙂

  4. gingercalem says:

    I finally know what a ‘duotang’ is. We call that a pocket folder with brads. haha! I’m a school list rebel at times. just getting on off color highlighter to keep things interesting. 😉 We can talk about it in the bar in Surrey.

  5. The school lists are crazy! I’m glad to be past that.
    Your revamped cover is perfect. Steena does have the magic touch!

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